Judo Chop

Men's Pocky. Dark Chocolate. Best bargain, lots of pocky for little money. Had the coolest student during the week. He looked like he could kick the crap out of anything. Sensei: So why are you studying English? Student: I need English for my martial arts. Sensei: Oh really? Student: Yeah. I'm going to Ultimate Fighting competion in America and I need English for opponents when I beat them. I'm learning many martial arts and many hours training. Sensei: wow.. Student: Yes. That is why my nose is broken and my finger is still broken. I will go to America and win ultimate fighting competion. ...later in lesson... Sensei: Oh, so you speak Chinese too? Student: Yes. My martial arts trainer is a woman from China. She is 99 years old. Sensei: ..class....