Ravenous Pigeon Digest

28.10.05

I can't believe I didn't see this until now. Japan is full of cults (and politicians from cults), and this sounds like one of the better ones. Bow down to Matsuyoshi Jesus!




Here's a translation from 3yen.com:

"Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi should surrender his seat to the World Prime Minister to Jesus Matayoshi, the one true God. If Koizumi cannot relinquish his post, he should commit seppuku—slit his belly and die. The one true God, Jesus Matayoshi, shall throw him into the fires of hell. If you are so willing to kill others — you deserve to die and the same goes for you who do fail to vote for Jesus Matayoshi, the one true God. You have been warned."

Well, he's got my vote. And just to show how cool Wikipedia is, there's even an entry for Matsuyoshi.

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