Guess the real headline

Out of the following three headlines, guess which one is real: Blackberry ban in Gulf States averted with agreement to distribute "Blackberry burqas" Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts Budget Cuts Force British Government To Shut Down Mysterious Seaside Village It would have been too easy if I'd replaced the last one with a headline that started off "Area man.." The real headline via mefi